Thursday, April 28, 2011

Ice cream cones inspire neologisms

"This is blaster. You know what 'blaster' means? It means, 'This is delicious, it's the goodest day ever, and it won't give me nightmares.'"

"This is very, very blaster."

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

They don't care for seafood, apparently

Cael: "I'd like to introduce you to my soup."

A: <pretend-tastes the imaginary soup>

Cael: "Does it taste too fishy to you?"

A: "No."

Cael: "It does to me, because I'm a faerie."

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Easter Decorations

"Tell whoever it is that's on the phone that I made two 'super eggs' and one them's name is Aidan and the other is George Washington."

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The New Imaginary Friend

"Her name is Jenny. She's a gymnastic. She eats raw potatoes. Really."

Saturday, April 16, 2011

On age

"My sister's twelve. And when I grow up, I'm going to be five."