"Karate is when you jump off something or knock something down. And you have to yell 'Yaaaah!' when you jump off something. That's how you learn karate, and I teached you now."
After which she leaps from the couch with a shout, lands somewhat on her head and exclaims, "All part of the plan!"
Followed shortly thereafter by, "Well, more or less."
absolutely priceless
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