Jurassic pals

"Um, guys, did you know that friends are special? They are. I heard that on Barney."

Molly's a comedian

"Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

'Cause they don't have chairs!

Molly told me that one. She's my 'maginary friend."

How to make toast

"You put some soft bread on a stove for too long 'til it turns hard, and that's toast!"

It ain't over 'til...

Mom: "Is your movie almost over?"

Cael: "No. It's just that there are eleventeen more minutes left. That's all."

Space Agent Cael

On a cleaning mission in outer space:

"I plugged my breath 'cause there's no air."

Shortly thereafter:

"There's no air in space, so don't go there."

More Career Choices

"I want to be a ballerina when I grow up. Also a paleontologist. And a library person."

Economies of scale

After Cael recited a litany of treats she wanted to bring to school for her birthday:

Mom: "They usually only want you to bring one treat."

Cael: "Okay, for my one treat can I bring two things?"

Arcade Games

"Do you know how to play 'Whack-a-Mole?' You have to hit these beaver guys. Your hands can be the beavers and I'll whack 'em."

Tail Tales

"I'm going to tell you a story.

There was this guy on TV. He had five kitties. Their names were Glockenspiel, Fahrvergnügen, Mahrmergnügen, Eyelash, and Home Depot."

The Princess Bride

Cael: "Where are they?"

Dad: "They're at the top of the Cliffs of Insanity."

Cael: "Who's Sandy?"