Jurassic pals

"Um, guys, did you know that friends are special? They are. I heard that on Barney."

Molly's a comedian

"Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

'Cause they don't have chairs!

Molly told me that one. She's my 'maginary friend."

How to make toast

"You put some soft bread on a stove for too long 'til it turns hard, and that's toast!"

It ain't over 'til...

Mom: "Is your movie almost over?"

Cael: "No. It's just that there are eleventeen more minutes left. That's all."